I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

Verified 2026-10-23 from Steam

Store

Steam

Price

$0.99

Mac

No native Mac version on Steam

Platforms

windows, linux

Reviews

Very Positive: 91% of 1,547

Release

Dec 11, 2017

Developer

Mutant Entertainment Studios

Tags

Loot, Memes, Funny, Satire, Collectathon, Comedy, Incremental

Minimum:
OS *: Windows 7
Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent
Memory: 512 MB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 730 or equivalent
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 300 MB available space
Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768